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Sep. 20th, 2007
Dream home meme
Sep. 20th, 2007 03:37 pmI did that dream home meme that's doing the rounds and it was pants. Total pants.
My dream home would have a library the size of a small European country stacked with fine and rare volumes (plus porn stash). The kitchen would be full of gleaming goodies and minions to do the menial work. The garage would certainly not contain a hummer but would offer the choice of a Smart Car for local use, an Acura RSX for fun and a chauffeur driven Mercedes for longer trips.
The dungeon would have very willing slave girls and the home cinema would be the envy of the less well endowed. The Wine Cellar would be to die for. It would be equipped with exciting runs and gangways for cats so they could pop up unexpectedly anywhere. It would also feature odourless self cleaning litter boxes.
My dream home would have a library the size of a small European country stacked with fine and rare volumes (plus porn stash). The kitchen would be full of gleaming goodies and minions to do the menial work. The garage would certainly not contain a hummer but would offer the choice of a Smart Car for local use, an Acura RSX for fun and a chauffeur driven Mercedes for longer trips.
The dungeon would have very willing slave girls and the home cinema would be the envy of the less well endowed. The Wine Cellar would be to die for. It would be equipped with exciting runs and gangways for cats so they could pop up unexpectedly anywhere. It would also feature odourless self cleaning litter boxes.