chickenfeet

Truly this could only happen in Canada. In our riding (Toronto Centre) the Conservative candidate has been forced to drop out by his own party because his published views are seen as inflammatory. He wants to ban abortion, permit concealed handguns and abolish the reservation system for First Nations. Maybe he should run for VP of the US. No wait, can't do that he's gay!

Our NDP candidate is a black, gay Muslim. He has the highly unlikely name of El-Faroukh Khaki. I confidently expect the Green candidate to turn out to be Olive Drab or something similar.