chickenfeet

So melted_snowball asks What's your opposite, as in describe a person who is as unlike you as possible.

Let's see.. She lives on a farm in Southern Alberta and attends the local fundamentalist Protestant church. She votes Conservative but only because she can't vote Reform anymore. She thinks homosexual activity should be a crime and that Intelligent Design should be taught in schools. Despite having only a Grade 8 education she knows that evolution is wrong because her pastor told her so. She thinks sex is disgusting but has eight children.

ETA: On reflection not nearly opposite enough. She is organic, animate and on very much the same scale as myself. My opposite should have none of these qualities. A quantum of the cosmic background radiation or a neutron star perhaps?